Out of bed at a quarter to seven
Should go to the gym and get a couple sets in
But first I think I'll see what's coming on TV
(Hey, pass the remote?)
Infomercial for a new kinda workout
You know I'd try it but I'd probably throw my back out
And anyway, a little in the middle never bothered me.
(Hee-hee!)

Powdered sugar in the corner of my mouth (mmm)
Deepening the divot in the middle of the couch (yeah)
Only exercise I'm getting's opening a beer (what?)
And I don't wanna hear no lip (okay.)

Gonna have a HOT DAD SUMMER
Forget about all your other plans,
Take my hands and fly
(Take my hands and fly)
We're gonna have a HOT DAD SUMMER
The last one was such a bummer
So wake up, let's make up for lost time

In that HOT DAD SUMMER
(Hot Dad Summer)
HOT DAD SUMMER
(Hot Dad Summer)

Doc says gotta get with the program
Go for a run and I'm listening to Pearl Jam (cause I'm old)
Only two songs deep I tweak my knee (also cause I'm old)
Ow.
Hobble back as I wallow in defeat and
Tell myself I deserve a little treat and
I drive off to hit up the Dairy Queen
(My boys bringin all the milkshakes to the yard)

Backyard lawnchair suckin down a Blizzard (slurp)
Bathrobe open loungin like a sexy wizard (Dumbledore, Dumbledore)
Feelin like a million while I sizzle in the sun (whoo-wee!)
Hon, I think the bacon's done! (mmm)

We're gonna have a HOT DAD SUMMER
Forget about all your other plans,
Take my hands and fly
(Take my hands and fly)
We're gonna have a HOT DAD SUMMER
The last one was such a bummer
So wake up, let's make up for lost time

In that HOT DAD SUMMER
(Hot Dad Summer)
HOT DAD SUMMER
(Hot Dad Summer)

Peep my physique while I'm pushing my mower
I pop a Coors Light and hop right in the shower
Cool down my body with eco-flow water
Wash sweat off my chest looking like a wet otter
I'm stepping out now
Try not to howl
Don't act like you're mad to see me drop this towel (mmm)
I clog up the toilet, I don't call a plumber
Cause that's how we do in this
HOT. DAD. SUMMER.

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HOT DAD SUMMER
Forget about all your other plans,
Take my hands and fly
(Take my hands and fly)
HOT DAD SUMMER
The last one was such a bummer
So wake up, let's make up for lost time

In that HOT DAD SUMMER
(Hot Dad Summer)
HOT DAD SUMMER

I woke up like this in the summer
I got some Coors in this house
No time for chores in this house
Got hardwood floors in this house
Doesn't anyone know how to knock on doors in this house??
HOT DAD SUMMER
HOT DAD SUMMER
HOT DAD SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER